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heyitsemele: pastelmorgue: eradicategirlhate: you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:44:23 -0400

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant.

aproperroman: Here’s your pro-tip from an English Major for the day: If you’re confused about the...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 01:50:49 -0400

aproperroman:

Here’s your pro-tip from an English Major for the day:

If you’re confused about the correct place to put the word “whom” in a sentence, use the “he/she” vs “him/her” test.

he/she = who

him/her = whom

For example, if you’re saying “Who wrote this letter?”

Who is correct here because he/she wrote the letter.

Now if you’re saying “To whom do I give this letter?”

You are giving the letter to him/her, thus, whom is correct.

djcampos: europeansdomusicalsbetter: imperfectwriting: thegodd...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:15:21 -0400

djcampos:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

imperfectwriting:

thegoddamazon:

tomhiddlestonswife:

iluvmormonvampires:

The Moustache Dad Saga (2012)

Charlie Swan (Billy Burke) is a divorced, alcoholic cop whose life is thrown into disarray by the sudden reappearance of his estranged daughter, Isabella (Kristen Stewart). He is forced to deal with the aftermath of her misguided, selfish decisions, all the while fighting his own demons. He suspects his daughter’s new boyfriend Edward (Robert Pattinson) is physically abusive and controlling, but with no way to prove his suspicions he finds himself using highly unorthodox means to investigate. What he discovers could destroy the very community he is sworn to protect.

I demand this.

OMG YES

That awkward moment when the fan spinoff has more plot than the original work.

I’LL PAY TO SEE THIS I SWEAR

surejohn221b: heycassbutts: davidisbeyonce: agoraphobia-bercheni: anunacceptedpylades: davidisbe...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:48:28 -0400

surejohn221b:

heycassbutts:

davidisbeyonce:

agoraphobia-bercheni:

anunacceptedpylades:

davidisbeyonce:

Did somebody say *camera zooms in on my face* Pizza

this is literally me

uhm i think thats leonardo dicaprio

well neither of us have won an oscar so it’s hard to tell

… and reblog

desperatemonkeys: feliidaesabers: veeoneeye: If I was a...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:22:33 -0400

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

peetalikestoast: i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 23:07:04 -0400

peetalikestoast:

i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what

decentea: You know that awesome feeling when your bra and panties match and you want to tell...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:44:53 -0400

decentea:

You know that awesome feeling when your bra and panties match and you want to tell someone?

This is it.

This is that post.

I feel Fancy!

decentea: You know that awesome feeling when your bra and panties match and you want to tell...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:44:26 -0400

decentea:

You know that awesome feeling when your bra and panties match and you want to tell someone?

This is it.

This is that post.

bastardlybrendan: 3000—21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you’re either...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:26:10 -0400

bastardlybrendan:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

whichjosephine: Girls just wanna have fun(ds for university).

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 19:00:28 -0400

whichjosephine:

Girls just wanna have fun(ds for university).

little-uno: thatstoomainstream: It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 17:16:18 -0400

little-uno:

thatstoomainstream:

It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.

This may have just changed my life.

This is amazing <3

fuckyeahauthordog: acciobenedictcumberbatch: meliapond: omfg...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 21:22:45 -0400

fuckyeahauthordog:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

meliapond:

omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit

this is utter gibberish to me

Welcome to the English language.

ilovemyskull: oh god what if during the pool scene, jim didn’t come back because he’s “sooo...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 00:19:15 -0400

ilovemyskull:

oh god

what if during the pool scene, jim didn’t come back because he’s “sooo changeable”

what if jim came back because he went out the wrong way and ended up in the women’s changing rooms

theinturnet: fight the power!

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:49:48 -0400

theinturnet:

fight the power!

"The Devil teaches women what they are – or they would teach it to the Devil if he did not know.” ―..."

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 01:47:55 -0400

““The Devil teaches women what they are – or they would teach it to the Devil if he did not know.”
― Jules Barbey d’Aurevilly, Le bonheur dans le crime”

"My brain has no heart, and my heart has no brain. That’s why when I speak my mind, I appear..."

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 23:21:34 -0400

“My brain has no heart, and my heart has no brain. That’s why when I speak my mind, I appear heartless and when I do what’s in my heart I seem thoughtless.”

- (via fierrrrrrce)

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giantspacefetus: my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:26:52 -0400

giantspacefetus:

my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta

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